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One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Most nights, even though they closed at 1 am, she never made it home till way after I went to work, at 8 am.

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Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. He took so much control of her that she would go out in public in just a pink thong and pink nipple tassels.

You still wanna tell that blonde joke?

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The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. And you thought blondes were dumb. He liked to take her to Wally World or the mall. By this point, the blonde has figured out what the others did.

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She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready. Think about it seriously, mister. He would have his black friends over to watch me lick my wife's nasty ass off of his hard black cock and tell them how good it tastes. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?

Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. She too escapes execution.

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The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. Most of the time, he was large and black. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. They snorted coke and fucked like horny rabbits.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready.

What's dumber than a brunette trying to build a house under water? The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? When I touch my head, ouch!

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How'd you know I was a blonde?! When I touch my leg, ouch! I would come home from work and find my wife would be butt naked and riding his hard bare black cock deep in her holes.

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The one with the most coke the one she went home with. They never hid it from me. A blonde trying to burn it down Vote: She would go home with a different customer most every night.

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Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices.

The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blonde flipped the alligator on its back and shouted in frustration, "Damn, this one isn't wearing any shoes either. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.